Rolling Stone has published a by-the-minute account of how the VMAs went down tonight. I’m not going to watch because I boycott MTV (they treat animals cruelly*). It’s pretty funny, I recommend you check it out. As well as the 2 other posts I’ve published tonight. You’ve got three days’ worth of content in one night. Pace yourself.
*Technically humans are animals, and MTV is responsible for animal cruelty for playing what they do on basic cable. Laguna Beach, TRL, and, like, My Super Sweet 16! Seriously. They could be charged with child abuse too because children can flip to the network pretty easily. End MTV rant.